The Deal Method presents:
Well, what’ll you give the bugs: Cake or Death?
Amazon is selling an Electric Terminator Tower for Bugs. Think Ghostbusters meets the Orkin Man saving the day at your family BBQ.
Can you smell what this beast is cooking?
That’s right, it’s restored sanity. It’s the return of your natural complexion, free of welts and furiously scratched excoriations.
I have not yet confirmed that you’ll be able to hear the sounds of the bugs getting got but I can guarantee that between this and the Bug-a-Salt gun that I hope you have, your yard will turn into a joyful bloodbath at any moment.
Measuring in at 13 x 13 x 24 inches and at a meager 12.5 pounds, this badboy punches above its weight.
Product Details:
- 2-way protection
- Powerful, whisper-quiet fan captures insects zapping or buzzing
- Twists on and off for no easy operation and cleaning
- Mosquito trap includes pole stand for no easy installation; plugs into standard 120-volt outlet
- Insect trap protects up to 1/3 acre; durable construction for indoor use
- Needs at least 5 weeks to trap enough mosquitoes to make an impact, and 8 weeks to break the breeding cycle. Might need to buy 14?
- Power source type: Corded Electric
Many buckets of death included with every purchase.
